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if i ever wanna drive myself insane, all i have to do is watch you breathing
john darnielle  (via libbyolga)

(Cross-posting from fb, thought I am typically loathe to do so)

Last night I remarked that Baphomet strikes me as a craft beer drinker and I would like to take a moment to explain my entirely sound and foolproof logic.
Baphomet, being partially a goat, probably had a great affinity for eating cans. When Baphomet reached legal drinking age, I assume that they decided to venture out slowly, first exploring canned beers because, hey, that way Baphomet could have a drink and a snack all in one! Soon Baphomet became courageous and decided that, if beer was going to be their drink, they would try as much beer as possible. A whole world opened up to our favorite Satanic figure and Baphomet became an expert on craft beers.
The end.


Kiki’s Delivery Service - (魔女の宅急便)


Kiki’s Delivery Service - (魔女の宅急便)



This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask


guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.


Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression


The Supremes c. 1960s (via)

My favorite girl group ever.


shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

People always tell you, ‘Be humble. Be humble.’ When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!
Kanye West, American Mozart  (via scumburg)


become the person j.d. makes you think you might be capable of becoming



is walter white the tyler durden of his generation

#by which i mean terrible pissbaby manchild that you’re supposed to despise for being such a terrible pissbaby manchild #but which other pissbaby manchildren go to great lengths to defend and look up to